so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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