Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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