I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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