I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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