I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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