is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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