Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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