so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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