so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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