Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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