The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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