My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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