So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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