i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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