He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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