Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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