How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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