i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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