this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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