You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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