You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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