i think my mom watched the whole time
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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