is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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