one might say we're banned from that church
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
