I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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