When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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