The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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