bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Do vagina's smell?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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