absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
