i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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