there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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