He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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