i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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