Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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