did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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