Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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