Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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