Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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