why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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