how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wish i was in the wii world.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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