guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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