If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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