Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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