CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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