Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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