Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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