So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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