Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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