Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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