sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.