The maid of honor just puked.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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