Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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