Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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