But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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