Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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