mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I think people are normalizing furries
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Holy shit dude........stairs
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